Happy Anniversary, Mr and Mrs. ___

This year my parents celebrate 34 years of marriage. I was going to post an adorable picture of them in celebration, but since both are extremely paranoid that revealing anything about themselves on the internet will result in identity theft, nay, a made-for-TV kidnapping, I will instead relate a CIA quality Top Secret version: After we exchanged ______ at my _____, we went to ______ and enjoyed lots of ______. And here's a dramatic reenactment of what Mr. and Mrs. ___ look like, with some slight airbrushing to keep their identities secret.


Happy anniversary, ___ and ___!

--She said